February 2012
57 posts
Hi, uh yeah, I’m seeking to get involved in the fast-moving, high-stakes, hard-vomming world of competitive eating.
Thanks for listening to my hopes and dreams Internet,
Harrison
Tonight I ate a spoonful of tea leaves for $5 then I spewed everywhere. It wasn’t even cool or funny just gross.
Last Thursday, amidst all the weird/amazing shit that happened that night, we wound up in a fairly concealed but deceptively big Chinese restaurant doing dragon shots and talking to 30 year old corporate dudes. They were so awesome with their suits and extensive knowledge of strip clubs and the best places to get drunk. I can’t wait until I have a proper job and a suit.
Lana Del Rey looks really menacing.
Sometimes I think that I spend too much money on food, then I realise that it’s money not wasted.
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Last night I killed a big ass spider with bong water
I bought a cheap hat that I really like.
For the nth time, I’m going to attempt a hat phase.
TODAY I PLAYED WITH MY BAND AND WE WERE GOOD
